Such an odd couple... An angelic female and a demonic male. Could it be..." A shadow whispered to itself in the trees above the unlikely pair. It monitored the Demonic Males status. Blood red horns and tail, with no wings. "Xelious..." The wind hissed as the shadow lept from its safe spot in the tree. Both figures turned around. "Yeah... who's askin' ?" "OH, MY LOVE!!!! IT IS YOU!!!" The shadow was hugging him then that very moment. Celestia raised an eyebrow as she turned away. "I see you have someone in Hell who was waiting for you... I'll leave you two alone..." She walked off as Xelious yelled. "BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" The mysterious figure just kept nuzzling its sweet.
"So... Let me get this straight.... This girl is a Queen?... of Hell?" Xelious nodded his head as the girl was still on him. She looked normal, except for the red devil scales on the sides of her body. But instead of dark hair, she had the brightest blond possible. What she wore was entirely NOT Queenly as it was a black leather jacket that made her breast pop and a mini skirt with knee high boots. She also had the typical devil wings and black devil horns atop her head. "You HAVE to call me by Queen Peachy.... Only my darling Xelious can call me Q.P., or Queeny, or Peachy... no... wait!... He can even call me Hunny... no.. I like Peach more.. or what abo-" "Enough QP.... What are you doing here on Earth?" Xelious was in no mood today... as the last two days were work enough. "Isn't in obvious, my love? To find you and bring you back to Hell... and make you my King..." He looked away as her hands encircled his face in her own 'loving' way. "I am not going back until I am ready, QP. In the meantime, go find some other devil you can call a husband! I
already have my eyes on someone!"
QP looked to Celestia. "You mean this stupid ANGEL? What good could an Angel do for a devil?" She looked back to Xelious. "Well, this Angel just so happens to have her demented sister living in her body..." He leaned closer to her ear. "As I have that raging I' Shyish in me..." QP's face turned blood red as she fell backward on the ground, allowing Xelious to see her panties. "Owies..." She frowned as she sneezed... QP wasn't handled for Earths dirt and dust. "I would advise you
to wear longer skirts, QP." He sighed as he held out his hands. Taking them, QP stood up. "I would advise YOU not to look at a womans private areas." She whispered in his ear as she walked off to the lake, taking Celestias' hand in the process. "We are going to take a relaxing bath... and you are NOT allowed to come with us!" QP stated as Celestia looked back to Xelious, as she was dragged away to her doom.
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QP looked down to the clear blue water. "Down in Hell, Xelious was one of the strongest male devils... But when he left, some bastards took over his position... Every devil gets a servant, but these so called 'stronger devils' were taking weaker devils servants..." QP looked to Celestia. "He needs to go back down to fix this..." She looked back down. "Even my own and his was taking into the other devils custody... And I am pretty sure if I told him that, he would leave your side to return with me... to Hell." She looked up as the sun reflected on her scales. "And from what I am hearing... you are trying to find a boy by the name of Matthew Callat... am I correct?" Celestia nodded as QP grinned. "Come down to Hell to find him then. That way, Xelious can also take care of the little problem brewing down there." QP grinned as she turned to the Angel. "I bet you wouldn't last 10 minutes down there." QP then turned, running to Xelious. "Go to Hell, huh?" Celestia looked to the sparkling water as she nodded. "I'll take the offer, then." She turned as she also ran back to Xelious.
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"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!" Xelious' voice boomed in the forest. He yelled to QP as she shuttered beneath his powerful voice. "I just thought you would want to come back down to save your servant girl... I know how much you care for her.." She said in such a little voice as Celestia walked in front of QP, facing Xelious. "If you go down, I could go down with you and try to find my human." He was stunned as she took up for QP. "Would you be able to handle it?" He looked to her in a concerning way. "If you can handle being next to an angel, and I next to you,
maybe I can handle Hell... We won't know unless we try..." She frowned as she looked down. "I understand where you are coming from, but if something happened to you I-" He placed a hand under her chin, bringing her head up so she had to look at him. "-wouldn't know what to do." He was inches away from her lips as QP put her hand between them. "Anytime now!" She snapped as Xelious stood up straight, turning around. "Right... to Purgatory then..." He started walking as QP yelled. "Why Purgatory?! Why can't we go straight to Hell?!" She was fuming so bad you
could almost see smoke coming from her ears. "Celestia needs to re-associate herself with the Spirit world, QP..." He looked to her as she pouted. "But I want to go back NOW!" She folded her arms as she looked to Xelious with a hateful expression on her face. "First, Purgatory." He said as he walked to Celestia. "You know how to get there QP, see ya there." "What?! HEY!" She said as Xelious faded into the ground with Celestia in his arms. "Damn Angel..." QP managed to fit in as she also faded into the ground.















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